Why, Google, WHY?

I’m exhausted. I’ve been trying to will myself to write, but all I can manage is to scroll through Facebook, see something that peaks my interest, and then Google random stuff that pops into my head due to the peak of interest about something quite possibly completely unrelated.

So I’ve decided to bring you into my mind for a moment.

I saw an article about a celebrity. And it made me wonder . . . (can you guess?)

Why — (which ‘why‘ question do you think I’m going to ask?)

You haven't guessed my question yet, Google! But you might be a little psychic, because why am I so tired?! Moving on --

You haven’t guessed my question yet, Google!
But you might be a little psychic, because why am I so tired?! Moving on.

Why are — (If you’re thinking ‘Why are you reading this?‘, you’re wrong. But why are you?)

Not as good as you once were, Google. But now I really want to know why firetrucks are red. Stay focused!

Not as good as you once were, Google.
But now I really want to know why firetrucks are red. Stay focused!

Why are the — (‘good ones always taken?’ Nope, something way more common.)

Aha! We have a winner. But which one? Slutty Brownies sound pretty inviting . . .

Aha! We have a winner. But which one? Slutty Brownies sound pretty inviting . . .

Why are the k — (you have to know by now. Correct answers will win the participants their pride.)

I was only looking for one of these, but come to think of it . . . why are the Kardashians all of those things?!

I was only thinking one of these, but come to think of it, the Kennedy curse seems way more interesting.

So there you go. BUT that’s not all. Once I was pleased that my question was the top auto-psychic-fill-obviously-the-world-is-doomed-Google-answer, I took it a step further. I became more curious.

Oh my God, why are the Kardashians?! I wish I thought of that one. Just . . . why? Why are they?

Oh my God, why are the Kardashians?! I wish I thought of that one. Just . . . why? Why are they?

And then I was like, huh, I wonder what other people have to really say about them.

Good one, Google users. Why are they EVEN famous? Like, I so totally cannot even right now. That's how that phrase goes, right?

Good one, Google users. Why are they EVEN famous? Like that meme says, ‘every white girl in the world so totally can’t even right now’. (That’s how that phrase goes, right?)

And then, well then I got a little mean. I’m giving it away, but let’s play one more game: What was I going to ask Google this time?

All valid questions. WHY?

All valid questions. WHY?

Suffice to say, I never got my answer. I was too busy combining every variation of “Why are the Kardashians” to pay attention to the actual answer. Though, I did click on one random link in the Google list, and got something like “OJ Simpson, sex tape, compass rose, the world is coming to an end.”

And I still don’t get it.

 

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Do you get it? Did you guess correctly in the early stages? Do you think my mind is a little twisted? Is that a dragon?! Let me know! (But I’ll probably be asleep when you do.)

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6 thoughts on “Why, Google, WHY?

    • Kim! I don’t even know who Khloe is (although all I know about Kim is that she had a baby with Kanye and named it North West). I’m assuming she’s one of the gang, though.
      And Jack woke up JUST as I was about to go to sleep and put this super weird movie on that sucked me in. Ugh. Haha

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      • I grew up in L.A. but it was nowhere the crazytown it is today. I am proud to say that although I know some of the names of the K clan, I have never watched a single show and I never will! I also am such a dork because I didn’t realize that Kim or Kym or whatever allegedly had plastic surgery at a young age (my husband told me this!) That makes me really sad if it’s true! Apologies for my rant, by the way! And sorry that your Jack woke up just when you were going to sleep – that’s maddening! I wonder what that weird movie was? ;)

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        • I didn’t know that, either! Everyone’s so obsessed with her beauty — I guess it would make sense for some of it to be unnatural.
          I read this comment as I was doing something and told myself to ask Jack was the movie was, and then completely forgot! Now I must find out!

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  1. This reminds me of that show: Ridiculousness on MTV. In one of the segments he randomly picks words to google – it’s hilarious! You should spin this idea into a regular thing.

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    • Ugh if I believed that I could keep up with ANOTHER regular thing, I would. Maybe it will be a ‘random regular’ thing. Haha.
      (I’ve seen the show, but I’ve only ever seen him playing “funny” videos and I keep thinking ‘Can’t I just find them online myself?’ and I have this deep hatred in me for him now. Haha. Jack keeps watching it though so maybe I’ll get over it.)

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