I’m exhausted. I’ve been trying to will myself to write, but all I can manage is to scroll through Facebook, see something that peaks my interest, and then Google random stuff that pops into my head due to the peak of interest about something quite possibly completely unrelated.
So I’ve decided to bring you into my mind for a moment.
I saw an article about a celebrity. And it made me wonder . . . (can you guess?)
Why — (which ‘why‘ question do you think I’m going to ask?)
Why are — (If you’re thinking ‘Why are you reading this?‘, you’re wrong. But why are you?)
Why are the — (‘good ones always taken?’ Nope, something way more common.)
Why are the k — (you have to know by now. Correct answers will win the participants their pride.)
So there you go. BUT that’s not all. Once I was pleased that my question was the top auto-psychic-fill-obviously-the-world-is-doomed-Google-answer, I took it a step further. I became more curious.
And then I was like, huh, I wonder what other people have to really say about them.
And then, well then I got a little mean. I’m giving it away, but let’s play one more game: What was I going to ask Google this time?
Suffice to say, I never got my answer. I was too busy combining every variation of “Why are the Kardashians” to pay attention to the actual answer. Though, I did click on one random link in the Google list, and got something like “OJ Simpson, sex tape, compass rose, the world is coming to an end.”
And I still don’t get it.
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Do you get it? Did you guess correctly in the early stages? Do you think my mind is a little twisted? Is that a dragon?! Let me know! (But I’ll probably be asleep when you do.)